Friday, November 4, 2011

God Let Animals Escape

Ohio: Last month 56 exotic animals escaped from a farm in Zanesville, Ohio. Authorities say Terry Thompson, the owner of the farm, opened the cage doors and cut the wires on the cages, then killed himself. But Pat Robertson isn't buying that explanation.

Robertson said that “God allowed those wild animals to escape because he wanted them to find gay people and bite them.”

Read More: Lions and Tigers and Bears

Rev. Robertson, who made his remark during a regular broadcast of his 700 Club television program, said that the Book of Revelation made explicit reference to “escaped lions, tigers and bears running around Ohio biting gay people” as a prelude to the Rapture.


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    Great site!

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