Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Woman To Be Lashed For Driving

Saudi Arabia: A court in Saudi Arabia has sentenced a woman to 10 lashes for breaking the country's ban on female drivers. The woman, identified as Shaima Ghassaniya, was found guilty of driving in Jeddah in July.

News of the sentencing comes two days after Saudi King Abdullah announced that the kingdom’s women would have the right to vote and run in local elections — for the first time — in 2015

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Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world to prevent women — Saudi and foreign alike — from driving. Though there is no written law keeping women from driving, religious rulings enforced by the police have the same effect as a ban. Women tend to rely on live-in drivers or male relatives for transportation.

Christian Heckler

A heckler called President Obama “the Antichrist” at a fundraiser in Los Angeles on Monday night before security dragged the man out.

“The end of ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ is the signature achievement of our time,” master of ceremonies Jesse Tyler Ferguson told the president and the crowd.

That’s when a bearded man standing in the front row near the stage began shouting.

The Rescheduled Rapture Is Approaching

Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven on May 21st, said that he felt so terrible when his doomsday message did not come true that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife. His independent ministry, Family Radio International, spent millions — some of it from donations made by followers — on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 recreational vehicles plastered with the Judgment Day message.

Harold Camping revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.

Mark your calendars and make arrangements for your pets. The end is near.

Girl Found Dead After Exorcism

Japan: A 13-year-old girl suffocated after she was strapped down and doused with water by her father and a monk who were trying to expel an "evil spirit", according to Japanese police and media reports.

The two men - 56-year-old monk Kazuaki Kinoshita and the girl's 50-year-old father Atsushi Maishigi - were arrested on charges of inflicting injury resulting in the death of Tomomi Maishigi in Kumamoto in the country's south.

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"They allegedly strapped the victim to a chair with belts and doused her face with water," he said.
She was confirmed dead early the next day when her mother called an ambulance after the girl fell unconscious. "The cause of death is suffocation," the police official said.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Vote Christian In 2012

It's so much easier than researching candidates, with all the reading and listening to people talk and stuff.

Bless You

Florida Lt. Governor Jennifer Carroll

Florida Lt. Governor Jennifer Carroll blasts the media, scientists and the Da Vinci Code while speaking at a Faith and Freedom Coalition rally.

Friday, September 23, 2011

The Rain That Never Fell

Rick Perry appeared at Liberty University on September 14 and discussed the ways in which he feels his god has communicated with him.

"On the fifth day of August 1978 it rained 30 inches in 24 hours"

According to the Old Farmer's Almanac, the total precipitation that day for Abilene, one hour away from Paint Creek and the closest recording point, was 0.01 inches. In fact, the record rainfall for one day in Abilene is just 6.30 inches, and 37.22 inches is the record for an entire year.

The fires currently burning in Texas must be a message to "get out now...and go to Washington".

Foo Fighters - Keepin It Clean In KC

On Aug. 30th, 2011 Westboro Baptist Church called for a picket of the Foo Fighters show in Kansas City.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Dan Fanelli For Congress

Tea Party congressional candidate Dan Fanelli will protect you from brown people.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Secular Humanism Is A Pagan God

John Hagee, who was a member of Rick Perry’s prayer rally team, identifies secular humanism as the cause of all problems in America today.

This is the same guy who said God killed the millions of Jews during the holocaust and that God tried to destroy New Orleans with a flood because he hates gays and lesbians.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Brazil Charges Church Leaders With Embezzlement

Brazil: Three leading members of one of Brazil's most powerful churches have been accused of laundering millions in church donations and using worshippers' money for personal gain.

The charges, unveiled on Monday by São Paulo's public prosecutor, relate to 404m reals (£150m) allegedly obtained from mostly impoverished churchgoers by leaders at Brazil's Universal Church of the Kingdom of God.

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Among those charged is Bishop Edir Macedo, a controversial televangelist who founded the church in 1977, and his financial director, Alba Maria Silva da Costa.

Divorce Your Spouse If They Have Alzheimers

Happy Birthday To Us

Religious Douchebags is 2-years-old today. We will be celebrating in Mom's basement with a case of Bud Light Lime, a pack of Lucky Strikes and 7-11 nachos...thanks for the support.

Joe Smith

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Native American Curse Lifted From Texas

And the land rejoiced, by bursting into flames.

The Compassion Of The Tea Party

Tea Party crowd cheers letting an uninsured person die.

And Rick Perry's record setting number of executions.

Monday, September 12, 2011

True Tolerance

Promo video for a Christian 'tolerance' website.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Bachmann: Don't Pass Obama's Plan

Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann said she felt "deeply disappointed" by the president's jobs speech Thursday and called on Congress to avoid passing his plan. Bachmann accused the President of "not listening" to the American people.

The Congresswoman then explained that she had not been able to attend the President's speech in person because of bad road conditions.

"I listened to it on the radio coming in and then I caught the tail end of it in my office."

The Wicked Wizard Of Oz

Pastor David Grice explains the satanic messages in the movie "The Wizard of Oz"

Virgin Mary Saves House From Wildfire

Priest Charged With Stealing $143,000

Pennsylvania: The Allegheny County district attorney's office today charged a Swissvale priest with pocketing more than $143,000 in church funds over the course of more than a decade.

The Rev. Francis J. Drabiska, 50, of the Word of God Parish told investigators that between 1999 and 2009, he stole as much as $180,000 in loose cash from the church collections, which he said he used "to live a lifestyle beyond his means," according to a criminal complaint.

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The district attorney's office charged Rev. Drabiska with felony theft. Drabiska resigned in November.

God Is A Packers Fan

Packers rookie Randall Cobb tied an NFL record Thursday night with a 108-yard kickoff return for a touchdown against the New Orleans Saints, helping give his team an edge in Green Bay's 42-34 win at Lambeau Field.

Cobb went against coach Mike McCarthy's orders by returning a kick from that deep in his own end zone, but he claimed to receive divine instruction.

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"I was just trusting in God," Cobb told USA Today. "He told me to bring it out. I'm not supposed to bring that out. Some things are logical and some things are just the power of God."

Thursday, September 8, 2011

The GOP Candidates On Climate Change And Evolution

Jon Huntsman's recent tweet on science might not stand out in some crowds: "I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy," the former Utah governor wrote on Aug. 18. But among his fellow contenders for the Republican presidential nomination, Huntsman's declaration in support of both evolution and human-caused global warming made him an outlier. We compiled the Republican candidates' recent statements on climate change and evolution, and for comparison, included the consensus view among mainstream scientists and educators.

Here's what they had to say

Galileo Got Outvoted For A Spell

South Bend Land Deal Blocked

The city paid $1.2 million for the property and then sold it to the Diocese for $1.


Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Friday, September 2, 2011

Youth Pastor Arrested

California: A youth pastor at a Solano County church has been arrested on suspicion of committing lewd acts with one of his underage female Bible study students, a Benicia police lieutenant said.

John Edward Gamboa, 38, of American Canyon, was booked into Solano County Jail Tuesday for committing lewd acts with a child under age 14, contacting a minor to engage in lewd behavior, and burglary.

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The girl is under 14 years old and, to protect her identity, police are not identifying the church, Lt. Mike Daley said.