Tuesday, September 27, 2011

The Rescheduled Rapture Is Approaching

Harold Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven on May 21st, said that he felt so terrible when his doomsday message did not come true that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife. His independent ministry, Family Radio International, spent millions — some of it from donations made by followers — on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 recreational vehicles plastered with the Judgment Day message.

Harold Camping revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.

Mark your calendars and make arrangements for your pets. The end is near.

1 comment:

  1. Shit! Can't it be after Halloween? I have the most epic costume this year.

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