To all Christians preparing for the rapture on May 21st.
I am pretty sure that I won't be saved but, I would be willing to take care of everything you're going to be leaving behind (car, house, jewelery, cash, boats, etc) when you depart for your eternal paradise.
So, please contact me if you'd like to donate your possessions to those of us that will be left behind. I will see that it is distributed to those who are most in need. Be a good Christian and don't let your stuff go to waste.