Friday, August 13, 2010

Blood Of Jesus Oil

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8 comments:

  1. You think this woman could use some of that oil to fix her speech impediment!

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  2. Excerpt from dubious testimonial letter:
    "I used to live next to the graveyard. I believe the man who worked there put witchcraft on me."

    Graveyards adjoin churches, cemeteries do not and are mostly a taxable waste of space. Perhaps these lying liars were implying that their concocted follower had once lived next to a Primitive Baptist Church with a lousy lunatic to snake ratio. Or maybe, as is often the case, God™ bestows evil gravediggers with supernatural powers all willy-nilly.

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